Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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