no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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