walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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