Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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