We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Drake has all the answers
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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