I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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