i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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