Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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