We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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