Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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