stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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