: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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