We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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