Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Porn is love you can see.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
sex in a hospital.. check
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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