If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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