how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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