Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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