she was so not down for the gang bang
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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