and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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