wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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