hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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