if you like me you must not know who I am
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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