Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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