Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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