You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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