i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
pray to the hookup gods
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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