Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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