i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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