apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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