Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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