Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
