Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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