I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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