do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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