Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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