I want to stick my p in your. b.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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