the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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