It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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