what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
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