Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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