I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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