i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The best revenge is premature balding
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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