Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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