real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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