Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he fucked my hip out of place.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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