haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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