have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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