Buhtt sex?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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