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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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