I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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