Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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