we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
