How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
my being single is dangerous.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
