so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
He has the fingertips of a God
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