Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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